May 2011
When I break something that isn't mine.
justinbieber-youlikeit:
“I didn’t do anything!!
That moment when you talk to your mum
im-nice-so-i:
easdfghjkls:
And she’s screaming like…
And I’m just sitting there listening like…
Then she says I have an attitude…
And I’m like…
Then she tries to hit me like…
And I’m tryna dodge em’ like…
And she’s still hittin’ me like…
And through the hits I’m like…
And I try to play hurt like…
Then she leaves… and I’m like…
hahahhahahaha lmfao xD
...
Student vs. Teacher
Teacher: If there are any idiots in this class, stand up. Student: *stands up* Teacher: Now, why are you an idiot? Student: I’m not, I just hate seeing you standing up there alone.
That awkward moment in an exam when you think
light-:
“I’ve never seen this shit in my entire life”
The annoying moment when I'm trying to study and I...
A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous.:... →
fashion-and-frankie:
The dress and shorts are both size 12, the dress has been worn once and the shorts have been worn never, they are to big for me so get reblogging for a chance to win them.
BUT YOU HAVE TO BE FOLLOWING
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This year July has 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays and 5...
MONEY.
Only reblogging because I’m a greedy bitch who wants money.
Hey doesn’t hurt to reblog ya knoww and if money is involved….
My mom’s paycheck arrives in 4d days, THIS SHIT WORKKSS
chinese feng shui knows about tumblr ?
"I'm so fat, I need to lose weight."
lovelyamour:
thiswaytolauderdale:
Expectations:
Reality:
When someone thinks I'm cute and innocent.
intheprophase:
If you lick, suck, or bite on my neck prepare to...
Welcome Stalkers!: What's Wrong here? →
abigtimerushlife:
ofwgreybiggaveli:
Try to find the error. It’s impossible. AAA BBB CCC DDD EEE FFF GGG HHH III JJJ KKK LLL MMM NNN OOO PPP QQQ RRR SSS TTT UUU VVV WWW XXX YYY ZZZ Did you know that 80% of UCSD students could not find the error above? Repost…
THEY'RE going THERE with THEIR friends. It's...
randomadnesss:
- My Reactions To Everybody And Their Daily...
oddtaylorfuturegang:
- When My Mother Or Grandmother Wake Me Up Early As Fuck For NO REASON
When Somebody Asks Me A Dumbass Question
When Someone Talks Reckless About Someone I Care About, And My Friends Find Out Too
When The Bitch I Don’t Like Tries To Be Nice To Me
While I’m Getting Dressed For School
When I Hear Someone Putting My Name In Some Shit
When The Teacher Says...
That moment when I'm listening to music with my...
Outside I’m like:
Inside I’m like:
In every class
youre-d0pe-to-me:
There’s the “perfect” girls:
The bitchy girls:
The spineless dude:
The cocky one:
The “anger-management-material”
The one everybody loves:
The classy one:
The carefree one:
The athlete:
The cute nerdy girl:
The “misunderstood” one:
The mysterious one:
The slow one:
The one that’s always paying attention:
The flirt:
The teacher who’s...
On the last day of the school term
whydidipullthetriggerboom:
some people are like:
and other people are like:
and i’m just like:
Girls should be able to get the week off school...
thelazy: